Her name was Madeline but she was just "Maddie Mad" to us, and she brought so much joy and happiness into our lives.
Around a decade ago we were looking for another cat to add to our family, and Tracey found Madeline's picture on the Chilliwack SPCA website. We were hooked before we even met her. After work we went to get her, and while Tracey was in the office doing some paperwork, I went into the huge communal cage to spend a few minutes with her and try to bond a bit. It wasn't tough to bond with this cat. She had been in the cage for a few months and had already become one of their favorites. What a sweetheart.
In addition to the decade of wonderful companionship she brought us, she also brought us something just as valuable: Jackie Chiles.
Jackie and Madeline were close in the cage and he made it pretty clear that we weren't taking Maddy without taking him too.....at one point I'm pretty sure he reached into my pocket and took my car keys.....so our family of three became five. In a way, Maddie has brought us more than a decade of companionship, as we expect many more years of wonderful from Jackie, who has turned into the sweetest boy imaginable.....and he's about 6 years younger than Maddie.
At some point we decided that Jackie was French, and Maddie was a proper British lady. Both Tracey and I can do a pretty decent French accent, but neither of us can do British at all....so about the only thing Maddie ever said was "tally ho". Not sure why, it's just the only British phrase we knew, I guess.
Madeline left us today at the generous age of 16. We had her for 10 of those years and although we don't know much about what her life was like before she came to us, we did all we could to make it wonderful once she arrived in our clan. We were mostly successful, we think, although MY GOD did she ever get fat. And sick. The most sickly cat we've ever had. Mostly minor things; chronic congestion, polyps on her throat, nothing that would do more than cause her some discomfort. But around a year ago, she developed a thyroid problem and started losing weight at a concerning rate. Our vet put her on a medicine that is known to help that problem, and it actually did....but it came at quite a cost. You see, the medicine causes liver failure in 1.5% of cats. ONE POINT FIVE PERCENT. We always knew Maddie was extraordinary.
So not much to do but take her off the medication to fix the liver failure, which would have killed her long ago, and take her home for as long as she could live with the thyroid problem. That came to a head recently, when we decided that she had wasted away to the point where she HAD to be suffering, even though she would never show it. The happiest cat you could imagine, even as her body betrayed her positive spirit. You've never heard a cat purr as loud as this one. It was actually quite distracting at times.
So this morning we gave her the only thing we had to give her, which was rest. Freedom from the nagging problems, and freedom from suffering any further.
It's always odd to see how the dynamic of a house changes when a new cat comes or one leaves. It's been a few hours since we came home without Maddie and it's already noticeable. Sidra, who I would have described as being by FAR the least close to Maddie, has been wandering around the house looking for her. She's been standing at the top of the stairs, where Maddie used to lay, as if she's expecting Maddie to come through the door and take her rightful spot as head of the household.
Jackie and Ashley both seem confused and are extra affectionate today. I expect this to be really hard on Jackie as time goes on and he realizes that his longtime buddy is gone; but you never know with cats. Maybe he will really thrive in her absence. Cats are weird like that.
So life goes on, as it always does, and we are still blessed with three wonderful fur babies who we love to death. Our daily routine won't likely change much, except that every day I get home from work there will be nobody at the top of the stairs to greet me, as Maddie has been doing every day for weeks. Walking in the door after work on Monday is going to be tough.
Rest well, Madeline, and say hello to all of your siblings who have gone to The Farm before you. And try to keep Newman in line, if you can.
Tally ho, Maddie Mad. Tally ho.
Saturday, 5 March 2016
Sunday, 28 February 2016
Ladies and Gents, let's give awards to some white people!!
OK the title of this blog notwithstanding, I think this whole controversy is totally blown out of proportion. Let's keep in mind that 12 Years a Slave won a bunch of awards just two years ago, and I can't think of a more diverse film in recent memory. I didn't see a film this year with any performances from any non-white actors that deserved nominations....I realize I didn't see every film, but I saw quite a few.
As I do every year, I'm going to give my predictions on the awards as well as who I think SHOULD win. Here we go.
First off, I'm setting the over/under on time it takes Chris Rock to make a "white Oscars" joke at 4.7 seconds. And I'm betting the under.
Best Animated Feature Film
Anomalisa
Boy and the World
Inside Out
Shaun the Sheep Movie
When Marnie Was There
Who will win and who should win: Inside Out
This might be the lock of the night. Yes it's the only one of these I've seen, but it was so good it actually should be nominated for the big award of the night. It would be a complete stunner if it didn't win.
Achievement in Cinematography
Carol
The Hateful Eight
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Sicario
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: the Revenant
Full disclosure: Mad Max is the only one of the Best Picture nominees I haven't seen. Absolutely no interest in it whatsoever; but it has been very well received and I'm expecting it to win a bunch of technical awards including this one. The Revenant looked so incredible that the frozen wilderness actually became a character.
Achievement in Costume Design
Carol
Cinderella
The Danish Girl
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Who will win and who should win: Cinderella
I'm just copying someone else's prediction here, I have no idea. The Revenant is the only one I saw here and it won't win this one.
Achievement in Directing
The Big Short
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight
Who will win: Alejandro G Inarritu, The Revenant
Who should win: Lenny Abrahamson, Room
It's almost impossible to win this award two years in a row but it's going to happen here, and I feel strongly that it shouldn't. While the direction and tone of Birdman was pitch-perfect, The Revenant felt over-directed and overwrought. Room was the film of the year, and probably the film of the decade, and it wouldn't have shone so bright without every note feeling 100% authentic. That's direction, ladies and gentlemen.
Achievement in Sound Editing
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Sicario
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Another technical award for Mad Max but c'mon, Star Wars was a technical masterpiece and the sound was a character, and an important one.
Achievement in Sound Mixing
Bridge of Spies
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Ditto the above.
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
The Big Short
Brooklyn
Carol
The Martian
Room
Who will win and should win: Room
It's not out of the question that I will set my living room on fire if this doesn't happen. Four of these films were excellent (and I am looking forward to seeing Carol) but this is a "man-against-boys" scenario.
Writing (Original Screenplay)
Bridge of Spies
Ex Machina
Inside Out
Spotlight
Straight Outta Compton
Who will win and should win: Spotlight
Mad props to the team who penned the brilliant screenplay for Inside Out, but Spotlight was close to a perfect movie and would have been my choice for the best film of the year in almost every year but this one.
And what's this about the "all-white" Oscars?? The Screenplay for Straight Outta Compton was nominated!!! Clearly that is bullshit. (drops mic)
(picks up mic) The guy who wrote that screenplay is a white guy?? Never mind.
Achievment in Film Editing
The Big Short
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Spotlight
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Ditto the above. Again.
Achievment in Makeup and Hairstyling
Mad Max: Fury Road
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed out the Window and Disappeared
The Revenant
Who will win and should win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Just because I didn't see the film doesn't mean I didn't see pictures of the makeup and hairstyling. Wow.
Music (Original Score)
Bridge of Spies
Carol
The Hateful Eight
Sicario
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win and should win: John Williams, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Williams is a legend and an Academy darling, and oh yeah it was a great film and one of the biggest of all-time.
Music (Original Song)
“Earned It,” Fifty Shades of Grey
“Manta Ray,” Racing Extinction
“Simple Song #3,” Youth
“Til It Happens To You,” The Hunting Ground
“Writing’s On The Wall,” Spectre
Who will win: BARF I'm actually afraid that Hip Hop idiot The Weeknd is going to win for that piece of trash song from a piece of trash movie Fifty Shades of Bunk
Who should win: Anyone but the above. Til It Happens To You is my favorite of a pretty mediocre lot.
Achievement in Production Design
Bridge of Spies
The Danish Girl
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Who will win and who should win: The Revenant
As a total movie, it's overrated, but there is no questioning the the production design. It's amazing.
Actress in a Supporting Role
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Rooney Mara, Carol
Rachel McAdams, Spotlight
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
Who will win: Vikander had a big year, starring in both Ex Machina and The Danish Girl and earning critical praise for both. She's my pick to win in a close race.
Who should win: Leigh. What a fabulous, scenery-chewing performance from an actress who has probably not received the credit she's deserved for a long and illustrious career filled with terrific work.
Actor in a Supporting Role
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Tom Hardy, The Revenant
Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Who will win: Stallone, in a tribute to an excellent career and (from what I hear) a fantastic performance in Creed which I am looking forward to seeing soon.
Who should win: Rylance, who provided a subtle, nuanced performance that propped up a really good film. If not him, then Bale....or Ruffalo....Hardy was also great. Holy crap, what an incredible field this is.
Actress in a Leading Role
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Who will win and who should win: If Brie Larson doesn't win this award (she's won every major award so far) I will jump off my balcony.
Actor in a Leading Role
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Matt Damon, The Martian
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Who will win: DiCaprio, who really was quite remarkable
Who should win: Damon, by a whisker. He carried almost an entire man-lost-in-space movie by himself and made it funny and entertaining and that deserves a little golden statue IMO.
Best Picture
The Big Short
Bridge of Spies
Brooklyn
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight
Who will win: The Revenant, in a big disappointment. It has had all of the momentum and seems to be a pretty easy choice. It's not a bad film, in fact it's a very good film, but not deserving of this price.
Who should win: Room. DUH. By a freaking mile.
Lock of the night: Dicaprio
Possible Upset of the night: Jennifer Jason Leigh
Now that my predictions are over, here is my list of the best films of 2015:
10. The Revenant
9. Steve Jobs
8. The Martian
7. Bridge of Spies
6. Brooklyn
5. The Big Short
4. Inside Out
3. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
2. Spotlight
1. ROOM
Disappointed to see so little Oscar love for Star Wars (Daisy Ridley deserved a nomination) and the lack of a Best Picture nomination for Inside Out is a crime, but otherwise, the Academy had a pretty good year, in my humble opinion.
Here's hoping 2016 is close to as good as 2015 was!
Get your popcorn ready, and enjoy the show!
As I do every year, I'm going to give my predictions on the awards as well as who I think SHOULD win. Here we go.
First off, I'm setting the over/under on time it takes Chris Rock to make a "white Oscars" joke at 4.7 seconds. And I'm betting the under.
Best Animated Feature Film
Anomalisa
Boy and the World
Inside Out
Shaun the Sheep Movie
When Marnie Was There
Who will win and who should win: Inside Out
This might be the lock of the night. Yes it's the only one of these I've seen, but it was so good it actually should be nominated for the big award of the night. It would be a complete stunner if it didn't win.
Achievement in Cinematography
Carol
The Hateful Eight
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Sicario
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: the Revenant
Full disclosure: Mad Max is the only one of the Best Picture nominees I haven't seen. Absolutely no interest in it whatsoever; but it has been very well received and I'm expecting it to win a bunch of technical awards including this one. The Revenant looked so incredible that the frozen wilderness actually became a character.
Achievement in Costume Design
Carol
Cinderella
The Danish Girl
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Who will win and who should win: Cinderella
I'm just copying someone else's prediction here, I have no idea. The Revenant is the only one I saw here and it won't win this one.
Achievement in Directing
The Big Short
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight
Who will win: Alejandro G Inarritu, The Revenant
Who should win: Lenny Abrahamson, Room
It's almost impossible to win this award two years in a row but it's going to happen here, and I feel strongly that it shouldn't. While the direction and tone of Birdman was pitch-perfect, The Revenant felt over-directed and overwrought. Room was the film of the year, and probably the film of the decade, and it wouldn't have shone so bright without every note feeling 100% authentic. That's direction, ladies and gentlemen.
Achievement in Sound Editing
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Sicario
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Another technical award for Mad Max but c'mon, Star Wars was a technical masterpiece and the sound was a character, and an important one.
Achievement in Sound Mixing
Bridge of Spies
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Ditto the above.
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
The Big Short
Brooklyn
Carol
The Martian
Room
Who will win and should win: Room
It's not out of the question that I will set my living room on fire if this doesn't happen. Four of these films were excellent (and I am looking forward to seeing Carol) but this is a "man-against-boys" scenario.
Writing (Original Screenplay)
Bridge of Spies
Ex Machina
Inside Out
Spotlight
Straight Outta Compton
Who will win and should win: Spotlight
Mad props to the team who penned the brilliant screenplay for Inside Out, but Spotlight was close to a perfect movie and would have been my choice for the best film of the year in almost every year but this one.
And what's this about the "all-white" Oscars?? The Screenplay for Straight Outta Compton was nominated!!! Clearly that is bullshit. (drops mic)
(picks up mic) The guy who wrote that screenplay is a white guy?? Never mind.
Achievment in Film Editing
The Big Short
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Spotlight
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Who should win: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Ditto the above. Again.
Achievment in Makeup and Hairstyling
Mad Max: Fury Road
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed out the Window and Disappeared
The Revenant
Who will win and should win: Mad Max: Fury Road
Just because I didn't see the film doesn't mean I didn't see pictures of the makeup and hairstyling. Wow.
Music (Original Score)
Bridge of Spies
Carol
The Hateful Eight
Sicario
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Who will win and should win: John Williams, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Williams is a legend and an Academy darling, and oh yeah it was a great film and one of the biggest of all-time.
Music (Original Song)
“Earned It,” Fifty Shades of Grey
“Manta Ray,” Racing Extinction
“Simple Song #3,” Youth
“Til It Happens To You,” The Hunting Ground
“Writing’s On The Wall,” Spectre
Who will win: BARF I'm actually afraid that Hip Hop idiot The Weeknd is going to win for that piece of trash song from a piece of trash movie Fifty Shades of Bunk
Who should win: Anyone but the above. Til It Happens To You is my favorite of a pretty mediocre lot.
Achievement in Production Design
Bridge of Spies
The Danish Girl
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Who will win and who should win: The Revenant
As a total movie, it's overrated, but there is no questioning the the production design. It's amazing.
Actress in a Supporting Role
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Rooney Mara, Carol
Rachel McAdams, Spotlight
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
Who will win: Vikander had a big year, starring in both Ex Machina and The Danish Girl and earning critical praise for both. She's my pick to win in a close race.
Who should win: Leigh. What a fabulous, scenery-chewing performance from an actress who has probably not received the credit she's deserved for a long and illustrious career filled with terrific work.
Actor in a Supporting Role
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Tom Hardy, The Revenant
Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Who will win: Stallone, in a tribute to an excellent career and (from what I hear) a fantastic performance in Creed which I am looking forward to seeing soon.
Who should win: Rylance, who provided a subtle, nuanced performance that propped up a really good film. If not him, then Bale....or Ruffalo....Hardy was also great. Holy crap, what an incredible field this is.
Actress in a Leading Role
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Who will win and who should win: If Brie Larson doesn't win this award (she's won every major award so far) I will jump off my balcony.
Actor in a Leading Role
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Matt Damon, The Martian
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Who will win: DiCaprio, who really was quite remarkable
Who should win: Damon, by a whisker. He carried almost an entire man-lost-in-space movie by himself and made it funny and entertaining and that deserves a little golden statue IMO.
Best Picture
The Big Short
Bridge of Spies
Brooklyn
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight
Who will win: The Revenant, in a big disappointment. It has had all of the momentum and seems to be a pretty easy choice. It's not a bad film, in fact it's a very good film, but not deserving of this price.
Who should win: Room. DUH. By a freaking mile.
Lock of the night: Dicaprio
Possible Upset of the night: Jennifer Jason Leigh
Now that my predictions are over, here is my list of the best films of 2015:
10. The Revenant
9. Steve Jobs
8. The Martian
7. Bridge of Spies
6. Brooklyn
5. The Big Short
4. Inside Out
3. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
2. Spotlight
1. ROOM
Disappointed to see so little Oscar love for Star Wars (Daisy Ridley deserved a nomination) and the lack of a Best Picture nomination for Inside Out is a crime, but otherwise, the Academy had a pretty good year, in my humble opinion.
Here's hoping 2016 is close to as good as 2015 was!
Get your popcorn ready, and enjoy the show!
Sunday, 7 February 2016
NFL Season recap and Super Bowl prediction!
Alrighty, it's SUPER BOWL SUNDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOO and I thought this was an appropriate time to review my pre-season NFL predictions and see how I did:
1. The rumours of the demise of the San Francisco 49ers have been greatly exaggerated. I've seen experts suggesting they will win as few as three games. Pu-lease. Despite having the most tumultuous offseasons in NFL history, there is just too much talent there to have such a precipitous decline. Navarro Bowman is back to lead the rebuilt defense and he is on a mission. Colin Kaepernick will have a solid season and let's face it, Vernon Davis cannot possibly be worse. Count on a 9 or 10 win season and the Niners will be in the playoff race most of the season before just falling short.
Well both teams made the playoffs but neither is in today's SuperBowl, so all is well in the world.
3. Alex Smith will finally shed the label of "game manager", throwing for 4000 yards (many of them to Jeremy Maclin) and cancer survivor Eric Berry will inspire the defense as the Chiefs win 11 games and win the AFC West.
1. The rumours of the demise of the San Francisco 49ers have been greatly exaggerated. I've seen experts suggesting they will win as few as three games. Pu-lease. Despite having the most tumultuous offseasons in NFL history, there is just too much talent there to have such a precipitous decline. Navarro Bowman is back to lead the rebuilt defense and he is on a mission. Colin Kaepernick will have a solid season and let's face it, Vernon Davis cannot possibly be worse. Count on a 9 or 10 win season and the Niners will be in the playoff race most of the season before just falling short.
Um. Well, Navarro Bowman DID have a great season, being nominated for Comeback Player of the Year and leading the entire NFL in tackles. But, Vernon Davis WAS worse and got himself traded to Denver, and Colin Kaepernick somehow lost his starting job to Blaine Gabbert and may have played himself out of town. The Niners never got close to the 9 or 10 wins I predicted, finishing 5-11. Not so good.
2. The Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots will completely dissolve and both miss the playoffs. OK that one isn't as much a "prediction" as a "dream scenario".
Well both teams made the playoffs but neither is in today's SuperBowl, so all is well in the world.
3. Alex Smith will finally shed the label of "game manager", throwing for 4000 yards (many of them to Jeremy Maclin) and cancer survivor Eric Berry will inspire the defense as the Chiefs win 11 games and win the AFC West.
Well I was honestly pretty close on this one. Smith didn't get to 4000 yards but 3,486 isn't too far away, Jeremy Maclin caught 87 passes for over 1000 yards, and all Eric Berry did was return from cancer, put up 60 tackles and 10 passes defensed, and win Comeback Player of the year. Oh, and the Chiefs won exactly as many games as I predicted - 11 - but failed to win the AFC East by one game.
4. The NFC West will reclaim it's status of "best division in football" as the Cardinals finally take that next step and win the division. The Rams will also finally make strides and win 9-10 games.
Well, nobody is calling the NFC West the best division this year, and the Rams didn't quite get to 9 wins (7), but the Cardinals did win the division.
5. The Redskins are really going to regret demoting RGIII and by mid-season, when the team is 1-7 and both Kirk Cousins and Colt McCoy have been completely ineffective, fans in DC will be clamoring for his return.
Couldn't have been much farther off on this one; RGIII was only active for one game all season, Cousins had a pretty good season and the Redskins finished 9-7 and won the NFC East. RGIII will certainly be playing somewhere else next year.
6. Andrew Luck will flirt with the NFL Record of 5,477 passing yards in a season, before falling just a couple hundred yards short of Peyton Manning's mark.
Oh boy, not quite. Luck was injured early and never got close to looking like himself, and the Colts missed the playoffs.
My original SuperBowl prediction was for the Green Bay Packers to be victorious over the Colts. Not even close. So since "bold" predictions didn't work out for me too well in the regular season, let's try to make up for that with a few bold predictions for today's game.
1. No touchdowns will be scored
2. Cam Newton will spend all day running for his life, and as a result will be the game's leading rusher, but won't be able to convert in the red zone
3. Ted Ginn Jr will be open deep once for an easy TD and will drop the pass
4. Von Miller will have 3 of the Broncos' 8 sacks and will be named MVP
Denver Broncos 15, Carolina Panthers 12
Please, please, folks.....no wagering.
Enjoy the game!
Wednesday, 7 October 2015
Spoiler Alert: 2015-16 NHL season. It's all here.
Last year's predictions were money-in-the-bank, 100% correct in every way, shape and form.
No need to go back and check on that, just trust me.
This year's predictions are 100% guaranteed*.
I think I'm going to like the Western playoffs this year. East, notsomuch maybe.
Playoff teams:
EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic Division
1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Detroit
Metropolitan Division
1. NY Rangers
2. Columbus
3. Washington
Wild Card:
1. Pittsburgh
2. NY Islanders
3. Boston
4. Philadelphia
5. New Jersey
6. Ottawa
7. Carolina
8. Florida
9. Toronto
10. Buffalo
WESTERN CONFERENCE
Central Division
1. Chicago
2. Dallas
3. St. Louis
Pacific Division
1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. Calgary
Wild Card
1. Nashville
2. Minnesota
3. Colorado
4. Winnipeg
5. San Jose
6. Edmonton
7. Vancouver
8. Arizona
Stanley Cup Winner:
Los Angeles Kings over Tampa Bay Lightning
Hart Trophy, Art Ross Trophy, Ted Lindsay Award: Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh
Norris Trophy: Drew Doughty, Los Angeles
Vezina Trophy: Carey Price, Montreal
Lady Byng Trophy: Tyler Seguin, Dallas
Selke Trophy: Anze Kopitar, Los Angeles
Calder Trophy: Connor McDavid, Edmonton
Jack Adams Trophy: Lindy Ruff, Dallas
GM of the Year: Jarmo Kekalainen, Columbus
Please, folks....no wagering.
* no ACTUAL guarantee should be inferred or assumed
No need to go back and check on that, just trust me.
This year's predictions are 100% guaranteed*.
I think I'm going to like the Western playoffs this year. East, notsomuch maybe.
Playoff teams:
EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic Division
1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Detroit
Metropolitan Division
1. NY Rangers
2. Columbus
3. Washington
Wild Card:
1. Pittsburgh
2. NY Islanders
3. Boston
4. Philadelphia
5. New Jersey
6. Ottawa
7. Carolina
8. Florida
9. Toronto
10. Buffalo
WESTERN CONFERENCE
Central Division
1. Chicago
2. Dallas
3. St. Louis
Pacific Division
1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. Calgary
Wild Card
1. Nashville
2. Minnesota
3. Colorado
4. Winnipeg
5. San Jose
6. Edmonton
7. Vancouver
8. Arizona
Stanley Cup Winner:
Los Angeles Kings over Tampa Bay Lightning
Hart Trophy, Art Ross Trophy, Ted Lindsay Award: Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh
Norris Trophy: Drew Doughty, Los Angeles
Vezina Trophy: Carey Price, Montreal
Lady Byng Trophy: Tyler Seguin, Dallas
Selke Trophy: Anze Kopitar, Los Angeles
Calder Trophy: Connor McDavid, Edmonton
Jack Adams Trophy: Lindy Ruff, Dallas
GM of the Year: Jarmo Kekalainen, Columbus
Please, folks....no wagering.
* no ACTUAL guarantee should be inferred or assumed
Sunday, 13 September 2015
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?!?!?
Christmas morning has come early for those of us who spend every Sunday praying at the church of the National Football League. Some random musings and predictions below.
1. The rumours of the demise of the San Francisco 49ers have been greatly exaggerated. I've seen experts suggesting they will win as few as three games. Pu-lease. Despite having the most tumultuous offseasons in NFL history, there is just too much talent there to have such a precipitous decline. Navarro Bowman is back to lead the rebuilt defense and he is on a mission. Colin Kaepernick will have a solid season and let's face it, Vernon Davis cannot possibly be worse. Count on a 9 or 10 win season and the Niners will be in the playoff race most of the season before just falling short.
2. The Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots will completely dissolve and both miss the playoffs. OK that one isn't as much a "prediction" as a "dream scenario".
3. Alex Smith will finally shed the label of "game manager", throwing for 4000 yards (many of them to Jeremy Maclin) and cancer survivor Eric Berry will inspire the defense as the Chiefs win 11 games and win the AFC West.
4. The NFC West will reclaim it's status of "best division in football" as the Cardinals finally take that next step and win the division. The Rams will also finally make strides and win 9-10 games.
5. The Redskins are really going to regret demoting RGIII and by mid-season, when the team is 1-7 and both Kirk Cousins and Colt McCoy have been completely ineffective, fans in DC will be clamoring for his return.
6. Andrew Luck will flirt with the NFL Record of 5,477 passing yards in a season, before falling just a couple hundred yards short of Peyton Manning's mark.
Division Winners:
AFC:
Chiefs
Steelers
Cheat-riots
Colts
NFC:
Cardinals
Saints
Packers
Cowboys
Wild Card Teams:
Broncos
Ravens
Seahawks
Giants
AFC Champion:
Colts
NFC Champion:
Packers
SuperBowl Winner:
The Green Bay Packers' defensive depth will be just enough to edge out our Colts, 38-35.
Now let's play some football!!
1. The rumours of the demise of the San Francisco 49ers have been greatly exaggerated. I've seen experts suggesting they will win as few as three games. Pu-lease. Despite having the most tumultuous offseasons in NFL history, there is just too much talent there to have such a precipitous decline. Navarro Bowman is back to lead the rebuilt defense and he is on a mission. Colin Kaepernick will have a solid season and let's face it, Vernon Davis cannot possibly be worse. Count on a 9 or 10 win season and the Niners will be in the playoff race most of the season before just falling short.
2. The Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots will completely dissolve and both miss the playoffs. OK that one isn't as much a "prediction" as a "dream scenario".
3. Alex Smith will finally shed the label of "game manager", throwing for 4000 yards (many of them to Jeremy Maclin) and cancer survivor Eric Berry will inspire the defense as the Chiefs win 11 games and win the AFC West.
4. The NFC West will reclaim it's status of "best division in football" as the Cardinals finally take that next step and win the division. The Rams will also finally make strides and win 9-10 games.
5. The Redskins are really going to regret demoting RGIII and by mid-season, when the team is 1-7 and both Kirk Cousins and Colt McCoy have been completely ineffective, fans in DC will be clamoring for his return.
6. Andrew Luck will flirt with the NFL Record of 5,477 passing yards in a season, before falling just a couple hundred yards short of Peyton Manning's mark.
Division Winners:
AFC:
Chiefs
Steelers
Cheat-riots
Colts
NFC:
Cardinals
Saints
Packers
Cowboys
Wild Card Teams:
Broncos
Ravens
Seahawks
Giants
AFC Champion:
Colts
NFC Champion:
Packers
SuperBowl Winner:
The Green Bay Packers' defensive depth will be just enough to edge out our Colts, 38-35.
Now let's play some football!!
Wednesday, 9 September 2015
Vacation Blog Part V: the Voyage Home
8:08 AM - we both slept well and are up and ready to start the last day of fun and merriment before getting back to our dull, dreary and depressing lives. OK none of that is true, they just seem dreary and depressing when compared to Disneyland.
9:30 AM - we are all packed up and down to the pool to check in to our cabana. THIS is the way to end a trip! Our car service isn't picking us up until 3 PM so we have lots of time to relax and enjoy our private pool. I say "private" because there isn't anyone else in it. There are times when it becomes only "semi-private" but for the most part it's just us. Beautiful cabanas with a fridge, TV, couch, loveseat, safe and all the towels you could imagine...plus a fruit plate, water, private cabana host and private waitress. Pretty excellent service. This is going to become our new "Disneyland last day standard" for sure.
10:00 AM - breakfast at Storyteller's Cafe, the best breakfast buffet ever. They manage to do things that no other buffet can pull off, like keeping the pancakes and Eggs Benedict warm without getting crusty around the edges. Everything here is first class. I've mentioned this restaurant before, it is the one with the critter problem. At one point we have a chipmunk AND a bear at our table at the same time. Foraging for bacon I assume.
1:30 PM - our cabana rental is up (they didn't have any full day rentals available) so we change into our travel clothes and hit the lounge to have a small bite, a drink and relax before our car arrives to take us to the airport. The heat and whirlwind-style of this trip has now hit us both full force. We have some sliders and a couple diet cokes; both of us are too sleepy for wine even though they have a decent by-the-glass menu. We are both ready to tap out.
3:00 PM - I get a phone call that our car is having mechanical difficulties and they are sending a different driver who is 25 minutes away. Tracey figures they are lying and they are just running late but it doesn't really matter, we have time.
3:30 PM - a huge Escalade SUV pulls up for us. The driver is very nice and the car is new and pretty good but a far cry from the Caddy we came in on. Oh well if that's the worst thing that happens today I guess we will survive.
7:01 PM - no issues boarding the flight which actually leaves about 10 minutes early. I'm already into my second Chardonnay. God I love first class.
Sometimes today's technology can be a pain in the ass, but here I am updating my blog at 38,000 feet. That's pretty sweet.
When we land around 8:20 PM we plan to stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a couple things (to my Canadian friends, do you guys know how cheap bottled water is down here?????? Even with the shitty FX it's almost free), then stop in Sumas at our package storage facility to pick up a few spectacular bottles of wine that we had shipped up here last week to bring across with us tonight. Duty won't be zero unless the border guards are particularly kind, but it should be pretty reasonable. Anyway, assuming that nothing exciting happens between now and getting home, this will be my last post in this trip. I will update all the blog entries with the appropriate pictures and repost the links this weekend (unlike Tracey, I have to work tomorrow). Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed.
UPDATE: The duty WAS zero, we got a border guard in a particularly good mood :)
Next up: 7 days on a brand new Norweigan Cruise ship Touring the Eastern Caribbean plus two weeks at a resort in Orlando. Going to be EPIC!!!!
9:30 AM - we are all packed up and down to the pool to check in to our cabana. THIS is the way to end a trip! Our car service isn't picking us up until 3 PM so we have lots of time to relax and enjoy our private pool. I say "private" because there isn't anyone else in it. There are times when it becomes only "semi-private" but for the most part it's just us. Beautiful cabanas with a fridge, TV, couch, loveseat, safe and all the towels you could imagine...plus a fruit plate, water, private cabana host and private waitress. Pretty excellent service. This is going to become our new "Disneyland last day standard" for sure.
10:00 AM - breakfast at Storyteller's Cafe, the best breakfast buffet ever. They manage to do things that no other buffet can pull off, like keeping the pancakes and Eggs Benedict warm without getting crusty around the edges. Everything here is first class. I've mentioned this restaurant before, it is the one with the critter problem. At one point we have a chipmunk AND a bear at our table at the same time. Foraging for bacon I assume.
1:30 PM - our cabana rental is up (they didn't have any full day rentals available) so we change into our travel clothes and hit the lounge to have a small bite, a drink and relax before our car arrives to take us to the airport. The heat and whirlwind-style of this trip has now hit us both full force. We have some sliders and a couple diet cokes; both of us are too sleepy for wine even though they have a decent by-the-glass menu. We are both ready to tap out.
3:00 PM - I get a phone call that our car is having mechanical difficulties and they are sending a different driver who is 25 minutes away. Tracey figures they are lying and they are just running late but it doesn't really matter, we have time.
3:30 PM - a huge Escalade SUV pulls up for us. The driver is very nice and the car is new and pretty good but a far cry from the Caddy we came in on. Oh well if that's the worst thing that happens today I guess we will survive.
7:01 PM - no issues boarding the flight which actually leaves about 10 minutes early. I'm already into my second Chardonnay. God I love first class.
Sometimes today's technology can be a pain in the ass, but here I am updating my blog at 38,000 feet. That's pretty sweet.
When we land around 8:20 PM we plan to stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a couple things (to my Canadian friends, do you guys know how cheap bottled water is down here?????? Even with the shitty FX it's almost free), then stop in Sumas at our package storage facility to pick up a few spectacular bottles of wine that we had shipped up here last week to bring across with us tonight. Duty won't be zero unless the border guards are particularly kind, but it should be pretty reasonable. Anyway, assuming that nothing exciting happens between now and getting home, this will be my last post in this trip. I will update all the blog entries with the appropriate pictures and repost the links this weekend (unlike Tracey, I have to work tomorrow). Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed.
UPDATE: The duty WAS zero, we got a border guard in a particularly good mood :)
Next up: 7 days on a brand new Norweigan Cruise ship Touring the Eastern Caribbean plus two weeks at a resort in Orlando. Going to be EPIC!!!!
Tuesday, 8 September 2015
Vacation blog part four!!
5:28 AM - really? REALLY?? I somehow managed to set the alarm on my phone to go off at 528??? What an asshole.
10:00 AM - well that's sleeping in. The latest I have slept in about a decade, I reckon. Not a great sleep though, and Tracey slept even worse so hopefully we can soldier on and still have a full day. It won't be quite as late a day as the parks close earlier tonight but we are viewing World of Colour at 8:15 tonight so it won't be a short day either.
Oh boy. Tracey asks me what the weather will be like today to which I respond "sunny and hot". She asks me to be a bit more specific so I pull up the forecast and notice it is ALREADY 31 degrees, on its way to 37 in a few hours. Holy shit. We are under a "severe heat advisory" today. Gulp.
We head into Disneyland to try to take advantage of a quieter day and a day that had to be devoid of school age children. If k see any kids older than 5 in the park today I am going to place them and their parents under citizen's arrest. It's just the right thing to do.
Oh, and since the park closed at Midnight last night, Hall'o'ween has arrived. The entire set of Hall'o'ween decorations went up in 9 hours. Unreal.
And OMFG it's hot and humid, it reminds me of our first trip to Florida when we could hardly stand to be outside for more than 20 minutes. Literally DRIPPING in sweat.
After a few rides including Indiana Jones, Peter Pan (which just recently re-opened after a significant remodel) and Buzz Lightyear (where Tracy beat me AGAIN!), we decided to take the Monorail out of the park and walk up Downtown Disney to do a bit more shopping; just one problem, the Monorail was shut down due to the heat!!! You know it's hot when.......
So we walk out of the park through the main gates for the last time this trip, which always brings sadness. What a great, albeit short, trip this has been. It's not over yet of course.
Doing some shopping at World of Disney and we come across a little girl (3ish) bawling and bleeding a bit from a small head wound. A manager has brought some ice for the girl but her parents are going apeshit. Dad says "where are the nurses???? If someone had a heart attack they'd be dead by now!!!!" The manager politely points out that the nurses aren't going to come running for a small wound that only requires some ice, to which the Dad starts yelling "LAWSUIT LAWSUIT!!!!" and mom pulls out her camera to take a picture of the small bump on her head. I am not making that up.
Now, full disclosure, I did not see what happened to the child, but let's assume it was not a rogue Disney employee attacking her with a baseball bat. You're really going to threaten a lawsuit because the nurses won't come running to deal with your kid's insignificant wound? They brought her ice, they are trying to help, so shut up and say "thank you", you overbearing, overprotective pricks. Oh and Dad, I can guarantee that if "someone had a heart attack" the nurses would have been there in time to help. They just didn't come running because a tiny nosebleed is a nuisance, not an injury.
Jesus, if my parents treated me like that every time I hurt myself when I was younger I would have spent my entire childhood in bubble wrap. What the Hell is wrong with parents these days???
3:30 PM - we are all parked and shopped-out for now, back to the room to rest up for our dinner and World of Colour evening.
5:15 PM - Tracey is up from a little nappin' and we are off to Wine Country Trattoria for dinner. While we are waiting we get to see the Pixar Play Parade which is exactly the same as the last couple times we saw it except that the Monsters Inc. floats morphed into Monsters University. Nice parade but it needs an upgrade, it's been around too long.
Dinner is excellent as always and we finish with lots of time before we need to get in the viewing area for WOC. Seated next to us is the most adorable infant who keeps trying to play peek-a-boo with Tracey.
We head over to the Voyage of the Little Mermaid which is an underrated ride and also it is VERY COOL inside which is a bonus as it's still crazy hot out. Right after the ride we notice that a line is starting to form to get into our VIP viewing area for the show so we head over there and soon head inside to secure our places for the show. I am peeved to discover that some people are allowed into a special place where they get to sit while we have to stand. Tracey points out that they are in wheelchairs. Damn, first all the good parking spaces and now this? They get all the breaks.
7:30 PM - sitting down waiting for the show writing the blog and I notice that my feet have both fallen asleep. I may have to get up now which is considerably easier said than done. Pretty close to falling into the water.
Looking around I notice how gorgeous it is here when the sun goes down. The lights are spectacular.
8:15 PM - the new World Of Colour show begins and Tracey and I stand in awe for half an hour. It's inconceivable to suggest that they managed to surpass the old show that was close to perfect as it was. The other show was a celebration of Disney animation, mostly, and this was was more of a celebration of Disneyland and Walt Disney himself. Breathtaking doesn't do it justice.
And oh, it also contains a long tribute to Disney's latest cash cow, Frozen, which actually gave me goosebumps. And let's not forget some scenes from their next big thing, Star Wars Episode VII. I have three words for you:
"Chewie, we're home."
Tracey, we're home. And I wish we never ever had to leave.
Tomorrow, a relaxing pool day and hopefully an on-time First Class flight back home. There are worse ways to leave the Happiest Place on Earth.
10:00 AM - well that's sleeping in. The latest I have slept in about a decade, I reckon. Not a great sleep though, and Tracey slept even worse so hopefully we can soldier on and still have a full day. It won't be quite as late a day as the parks close earlier tonight but we are viewing World of Colour at 8:15 tonight so it won't be a short day either.
Oh boy. Tracey asks me what the weather will be like today to which I respond "sunny and hot". She asks me to be a bit more specific so I pull up the forecast and notice it is ALREADY 31 degrees, on its way to 37 in a few hours. Holy shit. We are under a "severe heat advisory" today. Gulp.
We head into Disneyland to try to take advantage of a quieter day and a day that had to be devoid of school age children. If k see any kids older than 5 in the park today I am going to place them and their parents under citizen's arrest. It's just the right thing to do.
Oh, and since the park closed at Midnight last night, Hall'o'ween has arrived. The entire set of Hall'o'ween decorations went up in 9 hours. Unreal.
And OMFG it's hot and humid, it reminds me of our first trip to Florida when we could hardly stand to be outside for more than 20 minutes. Literally DRIPPING in sweat.
After a few rides including Indiana Jones, Peter Pan (which just recently re-opened after a significant remodel) and Buzz Lightyear (where Tracy beat me AGAIN!), we decided to take the Monorail out of the park and walk up Downtown Disney to do a bit more shopping; just one problem, the Monorail was shut down due to the heat!!! You know it's hot when.......
So we walk out of the park through the main gates for the last time this trip, which always brings sadness. What a great, albeit short, trip this has been. It's not over yet of course.
Doing some shopping at World of Disney and we come across a little girl (3ish) bawling and bleeding a bit from a small head wound. A manager has brought some ice for the girl but her parents are going apeshit. Dad says "where are the nurses???? If someone had a heart attack they'd be dead by now!!!!" The manager politely points out that the nurses aren't going to come running for a small wound that only requires some ice, to which the Dad starts yelling "LAWSUIT LAWSUIT!!!!" and mom pulls out her camera to take a picture of the small bump on her head. I am not making that up.
Now, full disclosure, I did not see what happened to the child, but let's assume it was not a rogue Disney employee attacking her with a baseball bat. You're really going to threaten a lawsuit because the nurses won't come running to deal with your kid's insignificant wound? They brought her ice, they are trying to help, so shut up and say "thank you", you overbearing, overprotective pricks. Oh and Dad, I can guarantee that if "someone had a heart attack" the nurses would have been there in time to help. They just didn't come running because a tiny nosebleed is a nuisance, not an injury.
Jesus, if my parents treated me like that every time I hurt myself when I was younger I would have spent my entire childhood in bubble wrap. What the Hell is wrong with parents these days???
3:30 PM - we are all parked and shopped-out for now, back to the room to rest up for our dinner and World of Colour evening.
5:15 PM - Tracey is up from a little nappin' and we are off to Wine Country Trattoria for dinner. While we are waiting we get to see the Pixar Play Parade which is exactly the same as the last couple times we saw it except that the Monsters Inc. floats morphed into Monsters University. Nice parade but it needs an upgrade, it's been around too long.
Dinner is excellent as always and we finish with lots of time before we need to get in the viewing area for WOC. Seated next to us is the most adorable infant who keeps trying to play peek-a-boo with Tracey.
We head over to the Voyage of the Little Mermaid which is an underrated ride and also it is VERY COOL inside which is a bonus as it's still crazy hot out. Right after the ride we notice that a line is starting to form to get into our VIP viewing area for the show so we head over there and soon head inside to secure our places for the show. I am peeved to discover that some people are allowed into a special place where they get to sit while we have to stand. Tracey points out that they are in wheelchairs. Damn, first all the good parking spaces and now this? They get all the breaks.
7:30 PM - sitting down waiting for the show writing the blog and I notice that my feet have both fallen asleep. I may have to get up now which is considerably easier said than done. Pretty close to falling into the water.
Looking around I notice how gorgeous it is here when the sun goes down. The lights are spectacular.
8:15 PM - the new World Of Colour show begins and Tracey and I stand in awe for half an hour. It's inconceivable to suggest that they managed to surpass the old show that was close to perfect as it was. The other show was a celebration of Disney animation, mostly, and this was was more of a celebration of Disneyland and Walt Disney himself. Breathtaking doesn't do it justice.
And oh, it also contains a long tribute to Disney's latest cash cow, Frozen, which actually gave me goosebumps. And let's not forget some scenes from their next big thing, Star Wars Episode VII. I have three words for you:
"Chewie, we're home."
Tracey, we're home. And I wish we never ever had to leave.
Tomorrow, a relaxing pool day and hopefully an on-time First Class flight back home. There are worse ways to leave the Happiest Place on Earth.
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